Lord Stanley's Cup back in "hockey town"

Apparently Detroit won the cup tonight. I'm admittedly not the biggest of NHL fans. I'd rather watch a good college hockey game any day. However, I do know a few things about the Red Wings and the NHL.

--The Red Wings were always a tough match-up in NHL 93. They just had so much speed up front with Federov and Yzerman.




--Sergei Federov banged a lot of European super models.

--I can name a bunch of 90's Wings: Federov, Steve Yzerman, Nicklas Lidstrom, Paul Coffey, Brendan Shanahan, Gordie Howe, the goalies Hasek and Osgood, and coach Scottie Bowman.

--The name Red Wings contains some innuendo.

--Detroit is called "hockey town". I would never want to live in a city thats most proud sports accomplishment is being known as hockey town. I wouldn't even want to live in a hockey town let alone the hockey town.